Ashley Beth Rolland

Meth Vagina Girl – Louisiana woman says meth and 6k found in her vagina is not hers

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Well this one is a doozy. A Louisiana woman allegedly caught with meth hidden inside her vagina said she didn’t know where the drugs came from, police said. Because you know, meth and cash just randomly shows up in peoples vag like a Christmas miracle!

Ashley Beth Rolland, 23, was accused on July 31 of stealing $5,000 from the apartment of a man she’d been staying with for about a week, according to documents published by the Ouachita Parish Sheriff’s Office.

The man told the West Monroe Police Department that while he was showering, Rolland swiped his cash and left. Rolland allegedly confessed to police she did take the man’s money and left his apartment.

The documents said a female correctional officer later searched Rolland and, inside of Rolland’s vagina, discovered $6,233 along with “a clear plastic bag” of roughly one gram of meth — which Rolland denied was hers.

Rolland was arrested and charged with theft and narcotics possession, online records from the sheriff’s office state. As of Tuesday, she remained behind bars in lieu of $8,000 bond.

So I guess her meth vagina was not worth as much as she expected. Likely the reason she stole the dudes cash she lived with FOR A WEEK. Seriously, fellas, get your shit together bros!! Or if you are looking for a crazy fun time, here’s her Facebook and you can hook up, maybe bail her out of jail, and have a party!